
I demand the TRUTH. I demand that the Zionist Neocon Overseers admit that they blew up the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge using a remote-controlled tanker truck.
We all know that No NORMAL Fire could have MELTED part of a freeway. And we also know that California is one of the most liberal leaning states in the nation and that ONLY BY USING THE FEAR OF TERRORIST TANKER TRUCKS could California be PUSHED into voting for some puppet of the ZIONISTS!
Or, at least, that's what I'm thinking.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!
I WANT ANSWERS!
Damn Bush Administration and their ability to melt steal with fire ;)
ajs-
maybe you are starting to get it.
the bush administration does know how to steal, but melting steel is probably beyond them..
you guys and your bandwagons.. always good for a chuckle.
What's it mean when there is a gray rectangle with some letters, a + sign in a square box with the word "Ignored" (like right above this message)?
;)
Hey, thanks for noticing!
Although I do wish I had caught that misspelling before I hit the publish button. "Overpsass."
Stupid me.
Hahaha.
I didn't notice it until now. I'll go ahead and change it.
Good article. I even mentioned it on my podcast. Hope it gives you some traffic.
Definitely a little extra push to end my day.
I haven't bothered to change it because I figured if people don't get the joke at least they can still laugh at my mistakes.
Thanks again.
FIRE CAN NOT MELT STEEL !!!111one
My kerosene heater melted the first time I put that jet fuel (kerosene) it. Didn't yours?
Although I am not a fan of the Neo-Cons within Conservative circles, the assumption that this tanker truck explosion was deliberate is a serious accusation. History will show that Iraq was a personal vendetta for Bush and Cheney; nothing to do with 9/11. But when American citizens feel their government is turning on them, I hope you are mistaken.
Somebody missed the joke.
Humor. Laugh. :P
Well, I mean, come on you guys. It was a big @!$%#ing barrel of exploding fluid. I don't know that it's outside the realm of possibility, especially considering the effects that ocean water (and cheap labour) tend to have on steel.
I am all for a good conspiracy theory, though, and if I were to call shenanigans (tee hee) on anything, it would be that
Flames shot 200 feet in the air, but the truck's driver walked away from the scene with second-degree burns.
Oh yeah?
And, of course, by ocean water I meant ocean climates. Lots of spray and humidity.
Actually, the driver caught a cab and went to the hospital with second degree burns. No lie.
Your voting patterns on comments are funny. And by 'funny' I mean conspicuous.
By the way, I have to give you props for the title on this one. It might be the hangover talking, but the genius of ". For Some Reason." just struck me. Well done~
Props go to zombyboy. He wrote the article and the headline. I just seeded it.
First, David Halberstam is killed in an "accident". Then, there's this "accident" under the overpass. Now the Golden State Warriors are going to eliminate a team from Texas. Surely, you don't believe these are all discreet incidents, do you?
Clearly this is an elaborate ruse to increase oil sales.
Inaccessible overpasses and roads mean detours. Detours mean people have to drive further out of their way. More driving means more gasoline sold!
These Neo-cons are diabolical!
I think we have greatly misunderestimated them.
Bodhi1 #8.2
Actually, the driver caught a cab and went to the hospital with second degree burns. No lie.
Real truck driver was kidnapped. His body was never found, cabby was Mossad, hospital is owned by Israelis, the burns are fake just like they can do in, guess where, HOLLYWOOD which is run by, guess who, that's right, da Jews. Typical Mossad false truck operation (they've stepped up FTO's at Bush's request). How else do you explain why there were NO jews on the overpass at the time of the "accident"?
Can't anyone connect the dots?
It's not the Zionists! The Zionists are just the puppets of the.... BRITISH!!
This is one of the more insane and laughable conspiracy theories ever to surface. The logic is so disconnected and disjointed, with no other apparent cause than to once again slander and attack the Jewish people. One wonders what genetic defect it is that exists within the DNA of humanity that causes the knee-jerk "blame the Jews" reaction of certain persons whenever there is a problem in the world.
May I submit a few unassailable facts here, just for the record:
1) The destroyed overpass is a terrible inconvenience to people of all races, sexes, and political persuasions.
2) The cost in lost time and reconstruction will be many, many times whatever "profits" any oil company could possibly make due to "increased commuting."
3) If fire can make steel, it can unmake steel. If the integrity of tons of concrete can be compromised, it can certainly bend and twist steel.
I won't call conspiracy theorists on this issue "idiots." But I will say that their theories and arguments are idiotic, racist, and hysterical. Slanderous accusations such as these weaken the fabric of our society and our ability to enjoy sane dialog and rational, workable solutions to the problems we all face together.
Umm...
Tom, meet satire. Satire, Tom. You two should have a happy, happy future together.
;-)
Yes, if it is satire, then it is brilliant. What scares me is that it is so close to the reality of some thinkers. Sorry ... I've been in too many flame wars over WTC Building 7, lol.
I failed to mention something in my previous posts. According to reports on Dail--K-s (SOURCE CENSORED BY MATT DRUDGE), Rosie O'Donnell was spotted leaving the scene of the accident in a Prius being driven by Charlie Sheen.
Her girth alone could take it down.
mmmm s'mores!
I don't think we've turned over enough pages on this... at the end of the day we'll come to find that the real culprits are that manevolent force quietly residing in our homes, and laps.
It's those f---ing cats. They secretly hate all of humanity. Zionist, neo-con cats are the clearly the most evil.
No, it's the spiders. Spiders are aliens living amongst us.
Cats love humanity.
For our opposable thumbs--how else will the tuna cans be opened? :P
Hey, if cats can flush a toilet, play ping pong, and blow up a tanker truck to bring down a bridge, they can find a way to open a can of tuna. Stop kidding yourself girl_with_a_book, stop playing into their to cute, tiny little paws... they're only using you.
I'm sleeping with one eye open from now on!
And there was molten steel everywhere like in the basement of the WTC right? There is a difference between melting steel and weakening steel. No one has claimed that the WTC fires weren't enough to weaken the steel. Just not enough to initiate a collapse (the WTC was far more reinforced than the bridge BTW), and definitely not enough to create pools of molten steel observed by the rescue teams.
So I have to say the Trucker was probably not in cahoots with the Zionist Neocons. Now Larry Silverstein and Securacom are still up in the air.
either this is a really dated parody of loose change or i dont get it.
does the fact that real arab hijackers, hijacked real us planes and crashed them into non explosive laden buildings that actually did obey the law of phyiscs and fall down, mean at all that our government wasnt involved?
we have had a long history with terror groups including bin laden, heck we are still allied with the MEK (terrorists are only terrorist, if we call them such, well except for the MEK as we call them terrorists but are happy to let them stay armed in iraq because they like to shoot iranians.
PNAC wanted a new pearl harbor
pnac is filled with powerful people from various high level positions in the government
Two american senators met with the money man of 9/11 on 9/11
The money man was a leader in the pakistani cia, the same people we used to funnel weapons to bin ladin in the aphghan/russian war and to the iranians in the iraq/iran war
there is evidence the niger document came from cheney
this country and many others have commited false flag ops before.
we know that these people have lied
the patriot act was prewritten
these people have been the most corrupt and partisan government in history
is it so hard to belive that they might have outsourced the attack?
is the only response to this you have is "no way"
I suggest then you reread up on the "big lie"
I am not saying one word of what i have said is true, just plausible and i refuse to say "no way" withotu evidence to the contrary.. didnt we demand the same of saddam, the only way he could verify he was disarmed was to give us the weapons we "knew" he had that he claimed he didnt.
why dont we demand the same level of truth from our own gov.
If you can not belive it could ever happen you are doomed to letting it happen.
the german people werent any more evil than you.
From CNN: "The investigation was still under way, but the California Highway Patrol believes the driver, James Mosqueda, 51, may have been speeding. Investigators do not suspect drugs or alcohol were involved, Officer Les Bishop said."
Mosqueda! MOSQUEda!! Mos-QUEDA!!!
Obviously an Islamofacist plot!
*rolls eyes*
Joules also missed the joke..
Joules, you may be onto something big, my friend.
Evidence may have been supressed by the 9/11 Commission that indicated that Clint Eastwood flew a Russian Firefox plane - outfitted with a Klingon cloaking device - into WTC Building #7 in order to collapse it. Of course, he parachuted out just in time and was snagged, mid-air, by a black helicopter piloted by Oliver North.
A couple of points of interest here: Eastwood is a well-known neo-con, and was - here's where it gets really intriguing - Mayor of Carmel, CA, which is located just south of - GASP - San Francisco. Old Rowdy Yates really knows the landscape of the Bay Area, if you get my drift.
There are also indicators that Eastwood and Rosie O'Donnell are working on a proto-type for a new TV talk show that would combine the format of "The View" with Orangutan hosts and hostesses. (Sidebar: Rosie played a cartoon ape in Disney's Tarzan and is reportedly fluent in many simian languages.) Keith Olbermann is planning to interview Congressional Security Advisor Sean Penn about the whole affair tonight on PMSNBC'S "Meltdown" program.
Heheh.
Nice.
Owner of tanker that lost wheels in Golden Gate Park is investigating accident
Phillip Matier, Andrew Ross
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Officials of the fuel-hauling company whose gasoline tanker truck lost a pair of wheels in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park last week said Wednesday they are stumped over what caused the dangerous mishap -- but they are investigating the possibility that someone tampered with the vehicle.
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/05/03/BAGFLPJME830.DTL
Standeck: Well, what are we waiting for? Why haven't we invaded Nepal yet?
I was looking for the humor tag.. HEH! Long story short.. when I lived in Boulder Co., tow trains collided under the freeway linking Denver to Boulder. Just so happens one train was carrying fuel oil. You could see the fire for miles.. and of course.. it totally torched the freeway. Thanks to a kind farmer.. they poured an asphalt two lane detour around the section and we were using the Freeway within ONE DaY! They played right into my little greedy clutching Zionist hands!!!(muahahahahahahahaha!!)
I have just received word of MORE NEO-CON OUTRAGES! MORE VIOLENCE AGAINST THE HEARTLAND!
For information, see this link:
http://tombombadil.newsvine.com/_news/2007/05/02/696980-offensive-mascots-must-go-
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